yonakaniaimashou:

“If this is an honor that can only be obtained by sitting back and watching my companion die… then ‘Sanzo’ can kiss my ass.” - Houmei

shitroughdrafts:

Pride and Prejudice, by Jane Austen. 1813.

shitroughdrafts:

The Bible, Book of Genesis, by Moses.

queen-of-france:

aliciasimmons:

fat-frank:

ieroplaceable:

help

how do you get a famous blog to follow you

give them a blowjob

swallow 4 follow

#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t

paperflowersandcandyclouds:

http://weheartit.com/entry/54527412

bpdrillboy:

Spring Tiger by *Mazzlebee

water-starter-master-race:

snowflyer:

napkindicks:

amysdead:

u bitches better reblog this i worked really hard on it

Wait! Does that mean…

PLEASE TELL ME I AM WRONG

but how about this post with the terrible tags telling you that this:

#that is not the face of a man who thinks the woman he loves is pregnant with another man’s child #he thinks she’s pregnant with his child

and then it just gets worse because her little pause before she says “the baby” because why would she hesitate to tell his that Jackie is preganent? but she could never tell so she gives him this one lie and jesus just go read it (X)

OMFG HIS GRIN AT THE END