The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.”
I think you’re right.

No but for real if anyone has $5 that they’d be willing to spare, that’d be super great
I’m dying omg
I feel better
It’d be great if money could just magically appear in my account right now
because I’m $36 in the hole, almost out of gas in the van, and my phone is still shut off and I’d really like to get it turned back on soon
ugh ugh ugh
protip: delay being an adult as long as possible because it really sucks
well
I submitted forms to be an egg donor
I could potentially make $3,000 if everything works out, and maybe give someone the chance to have a child
which is scary but also really cool, so yeah
excited and nervous
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING